By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
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Schizomaniac 24

274, to answer your question, no, you did not ask for my shallow opinion. And congratulations on getting to where you are. Keep working at it, you're almost there, pal. And 275 (I think..whoever the girl who looks like she is 12 is), "conceited" and "hater" don't really go together, because generally "haters" are jealous, and conceited people are full of themselves. Think about it, you'll get it.

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kkamp516 10

Kinkyyy ;) ahahaha jk fyl.

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arsh333 0

#3 heather is sooo certify pretty

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VvCJHvV 6

Almost there is comparable to what? I'm almost to less scrawny than the day before or almost to ripping veins like Arnold? Not like I want the later of the two, but I atleast make my quals for the USN. So, yes, I'm almost not 'scrawny' but really when I have to consume 3k-3.5k+ calories a day to even gain anything on top of what I have, it's certainly no easy task.

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cruxx 0

At least you saved money on lunch.

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