By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I would most likely scream, bat the lice away from me, then cry while still swatting at my arms. then id tell him to get that situation checked. I have an extreme fear of bugs/insects. >.>

I suggest telling him he would look hotter with a shaved head... Solved ;)

I cannot believe no one thought that maybe he did not know he had lice because his head was already itchy from dandruff? And those that say lice do not like greasy hair are correct. They cannot hold on to the strands.

If you're still interested after the lice treatment, make sure he doesn't have any blind passengers downstairs...

Amishanthony 6

Might need to add a personal hygiene test to your courtship criteria there sport.

Actually, lice tend to be more prevalent in people who DO have clean hair. And dandruff is gross, but it doesn't necessarily mean dirty-- just really, really dry.

Well, some people have seasonal dandruff. The lice though....well...there's no excuse for that.

He probably has dandruff because of the lice. However, contrary to popular belief, lice prefer extremely clean hair, so despite how it looks he probably does have good hygiene. Shampooing too often with the wrong type of shampoo is also a cause of dandruff/dry scalp. So, make him clear that shit up, but also be thankful that it doesn't mean he never showers.