By eww. - 22/03/2013 05:28 - Australia

Today, I kissed my gorgeous new boyfriend for the first time. I ran my hands through his hair; a multitude of dandruff rained out and five lice crawled onto my hand. FML
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Micoool 2

hhhhhhhhh & what was his response when you showed him his lice who raise them on his head :D??

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daniellenb22 4

ugh how gross, the cute ones always got something wit them lol

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xojoslinox 8

I hope you talk to him about that..

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Ominn 6

Okay, yeah, lice are nasty, but dandruff is something else entirely. I suffer from it, and have tried every hair care method out there within what I can afford, and none of it worked. The stigma against it has made talking to people face to face difficult for me, and caused me to develop (and overcome, thankfully) a tic where I'd subconsciously brush at my shoulders and pluck my collar every few minutes. So **** you people who shun or leave a person that suffers dandruff.

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katejones 8

Have you tried washing your hair with baking soda ( one spoon mixed with some water, gently scrub in hair and rinse - this will get rid of all the excess dirt and grease ) and then rinse it with a vinegar solution. ( add one cup vinegar and two cups water in a jar and use a little of that ). Sounds odd I know but it worked wonders for my ex. No more dry itchy scalp. No more dandruff. He probably reacted to shampoo cleaning too aggressively, or some component in the shampoos he tried. Good luck! ( it's cheap too - cheaper than shampoo - so worth trying)

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Vanillanougat 14

I hate to be the guy that says it.... but I think you misused the word "multitude." Then again, I might be wrong. Either way, FYL.

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akiahara 14

I don't think lice will just crawl on you from touching an infected head... they're not fleas.

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outoftown 26

Are you sure the vermin weren't maggots? Maybe he's an unusually attractive zombie.

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Twisted_Angel 17

um... ewww. what bugs me the most about this, is he knows he has lice, and doesnt care. think about how nasty that is... gorgeous or not, thats dirty...

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