By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
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brandnewkey 14

This FML was just a great way to start off my morning. Nice nose-barfing skills.

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DynamicDave 11

I literally lol'ed @ this one. Thanks for something that's become all too rare: a real FML

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cheshirematt 0

don't be sorry, as soon as I could breathe again I was cracking up too :D

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Ninjaface 0

On the bright side, the vomit probably cleared your sinuses.

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The_Norwegian 2

Finally a REAL FML, where the OP actually follows up on the posting.. Hope you're feeling better soon.

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cheshirematt 0

Thanks again for all the well wishes everyone I appreciate it ;)

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yourefreakindumb 0

You're freakin dumb

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week_b95 0

what the heck?! seriously, i have been barfing through both my nose and mouth my entire life and this is not normal?

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boatkicker 4

It's not unusual but it's not really all that common either. Some people do, some don't.

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alexFYL 11

It happens... it's not really supposed to happen but it does. too much force coming out through your mouth, it has to go somewhere. puking rice or noodles through your nose SUCKS.

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WallyTheWombat 0

dude I know how u feel. I had a sinus infection, strep throat, and tonsilitis all at the same time. I had a 104 fever for a week straight. it ******* sucks but I dont think it's an FML more like an FMWeek

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