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what what whattheres a q-tip in your butt! :D ahaha

and guys wonder why girls don't often like anal...

seriously, a cotton swab? your life is f*cked because of a cotton swab? don't complain, that's nothing compared to what it could of been. take, for example, a colonscopy (sorry for the spelling.. one word i never could manage) which involves a tube, and a small camera entering your anus. anal sex is another example. suck it up.

monikabug....seriously..r u snickerdoodles fml lawyer???? how much are u getting paid??

Oh, OP... I've never, ever been to the dr. when they've done something (anything) without explaining it to me first. You didn't pay attention to what the dr. was saying, and now you're crying about it.... Jeezus. Really? I'm glad you're a man, because if you were a woman, you'd never be able to handle the pain and make it through childbirth. (Even though, anatomically speaking, we are talking about two different areas of the body here...) Put on your big girl panties and deal with it. :-P Also... If you ever, EVER, get a girlfriend again (because, if she had any wits about her, she'd have left you by now over the whole, "A big mean man stuck something up my poor little butt!" crisis), please use this FML and everyone else's comments about it before you even suggest anal sex to her. But, I doubt you will. Whiny, crybaby men are a general turn-OFF. Next time you go to the dr., ask for the gas to make you go to sleep. :-D Then you won't remember anything. Peace, love and hair grease! :-D

Did he at least put his penis in you first?

five bucks says he got a hard on jk

HAHAHAHAHAHA I read Q-Tip and thought you meant like a pool/snooker cue and I was like WHAT?!?!?!?! lol... WOW! Now that would have hurt lol ohwell. Not so bad when you know it's a brand name lol

No, I am not her lawyer, and I am not going to ask how you could infer that I was in any way, shape, or form. However, it is not against the law to defend someone who is being attacked via the internet.