Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing...

By washed - 11/10/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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DameGreyWulf 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:33

Well... certainly nobody would check, so he's a genius... albeit an unfortunate one.

iZ3r0 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:23

Yea that does suck.. what kind of things was he hideing??

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Loveluck13 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:50

Today, I learnt that your boyfriend is an idiot.

keisha28 3

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:04

Says the one using "learnt" rather than "learned".

blackie123 0

Monday 12 October 2009 9:55

he's stupid for expecting the washing machine to not be used... you put clothes in a washing machine, not valuables =/

chalkrocks 0

Monday 12 October 2009 23:26

MLIA

Emrysa 1

Monday 12 October 2009 10:09

fhl - **** his life for not telling you. Why's he gotta hide his stuff if you're there anyway, does he think you're gonna take it?

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Monday 12 October 2009 10:12

your bf must got off the short yellow bus and went back on it when he left out of town for he is and always (only if god help him) will be a dumbass

DynamicDave 11

Monday 12 October 2009 10:36

Wow. Your boyfriend fails at life. I hope they were his valuables and not yours.

Intellectualist 0

Monday 12 October 2009 10:54

If your boyfriend is so stupid, he doesn't deserve nice things. Let that be a lesson in life to him. Bloody eejit.

evilbrent 0

Monday 12 October 2009 11:31

i thumbs-upped you

moonlight_daze 8

Monday 12 October 2009 11:35

Who?

Intellectualist 0

Monday 12 October 2009 11:51

Everyone!

NathanKett 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:26

what a ******* idiot

z411811 0

Monday 12 October 2009 12:54

that's a great place to hide things but only if everyone in the house knows

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