By washed - 11/10/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML
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DameGreyWulf 0

Well... certainly nobody would check, so he's a genius... albeit an unfortunate one.

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iZ3r0 0

Yea that does suck.. what kind of things was he hideing??

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theloftogden 0

I think its time to replace your idiot boyfriend.

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aero_fml 0

Oh really? Would you look in the washing machine if you were going to rob a place? 'Nuff said.

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null_fml 11

I wouldn't look under dirty clothes in a washing machine. But then again, I also wouldn't look in the bottom of a vegetable crisper, or inside an old rice box in the back of a cupboard, or lots of other places that wouldn't actually risk damaging my valuables.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Actually, you would, because you just listed them as possible hiding places! NONE OF US CAN HIDE OUR VALUABLES THERE ANYMORE THANKS A LOT JERK

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bdraivains 0

I agree, your life sucks because you're dating a retard. Also, you totally deserved it for dating a retard.

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anbu4312 0

Your bf sounds like an idiot.......lol sorry for you though, it's really not your fault he's a moron.

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blastvortex 3

Considering he brought it upon himself, this F'd his life, not yours. Don't blame yourself for his stupidity.

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Ghado 1

Wtf no sense your always supposed to do the laundry. Get back to the kitchen and make me a sammich

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SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Haha paranoid much?

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Staige40 0

he's not very smart 0.o

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