By inpain - 02/12/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my hairdo must look like a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

I would like to believe that the eagle screamed "Caw muthafucka Caw!" as he swooped down.

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nephilim241 19

My hairdo brings all the hawks to the yard and they're like CAWWWW *swoop*

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Sionnach 10

I'm guessing your first thought wasn't, "Oh, such beautiful creatures!"

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perdix 29

And your nose looks like a rat tail? Yuck. You should have done the dishes instead.

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BellaFarfella 6

I see what you did there at the end...clever...this made me lol harder than the actual FML post.

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every1luvsboners 11

Mike Hawk was his name, hiding in the bush is his game.

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tbone87 1

I never thought the rat tail was hot- I guess birds of prey so though.

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perdix 29

You must be very talon-ted.

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mrmerino 0

How do you dig it is claws into something?

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Michael_92 20

I thought that was the style everyone is doing...well off to get my hair cut now.

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Bullheard 0

oo that sucks!., im sorry:/

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