By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 02:56 - United States

Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML
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JustKittyKat 24

Did he survive? And how do you know he was there for hours? I am very curious about this one.

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Moep20 24

Why would anyone put a scorpion into a cup of bleach?!?!?

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jellycorn 13

Horcruxes. Even scorpions make them.

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dianey 1

Scorpions can hold their breaths up to 6 days!

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PhishloverA 14

Did it do a belly flop or a cannonball?

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Enslaved 36

Did you "follow the Moskva Down to Gorky Park Listening to the wind of change"?

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

That bass. Awesome.

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MackenzieAnne12 0

My family found that out after we moved into our current house. And living right by a mountain in AZ makes you realize how amazing, and scary they really are. They can fit through the teeniest cracks.

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stormchaser24 24

So did you use a skimmer to get it and then pick it up or what?

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cjjg12 2

Iv been there before when I lived phx az I thought it was dead till I brought the net out and it chased me lol

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joethebiden 8

Fire works. Also shotgun blasts.

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