By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 02:56 - United States

Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML
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JustKittyKat 24

Did he survive? And how do you know he was there for hours? I am very curious about this one.

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Moep20 24

Why would anyone put a scorpion into a cup of bleach?!?!?

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CuriousAlien 7

Torture it by putting it on a table, and sticking it with a pencil repeatedly until you get bored, then grab a match and light it, then laugh while it burns. After that put the ashes of leftovers into a pan, cook it, then eat it with bread. yumm. Scorpion sandwich. (Something is ******* wrong with me!) :(

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Dr_Death_Defy 0

i agree, something is wrong with you..... but that was the funniest shit ive read in a long ass time.

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soldiat_fml 17

I think you need to see a therapist.

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lvrose10 1

Howd the scorpion get there in the first place?...

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j_inks23 19

They can stay underwater for up to six hours I believe

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Pigpig1234 10

Scorpions are bad assets they can hold their breath for 3 days. One time scientists completely froze a scorpion and melt the ice off it walked away like nothing happened

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