By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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sourgirl101 28

I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:

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aback 4

Just cut to the chase and start calling him "Asshole".

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hansbans11 0

Maybe you wouldn't have that nickname if you weren't a pain in the ass. this was pretty funny.

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jackygirl2 0

Now i know why my friends would laugh when they asked me what type of bread i was eating when i said, "pita" bread. More like pain in the ass bread....

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triggerit 5

it is very important - pain on who's ass?

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SilenceIsSilver 0

Call him hummus... Happily under my momma's.... Sack I dunno

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MissaGirl1 9

if you are an A or B cup, he might be calling you 'flatbread'.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#66 Whoa there!! A and B cups aren't flat. They have boob-age there, otherwise they wouldn't be wearing a bra at all.

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MissaGirl1 9

or maybe he means he wants to eat you out..,

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rockyraccoon28 8

"AWWWW he called me pita!!!!1!!!1!11!!!! he really loves me!!" no.

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iheartglasses 0

Pita is a cute pet name? Its a type of bread. How is that cute in any way? Then again, people call each other honey bun and muffin. I guess I need to hit the snack cake/bread isle at my local Walmart to pick out a pet name for my boyfriend..

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

May I recommend a few? Bearclaw DingDong HoHo Devil Dog

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SHY_3M0_K1D 0

thts y u look stuff up!!

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