By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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sourgirl101 28

I thought "pita" was a type of bread. Now it means pain in the ass? I will never be able to eat my gyros the same way.(:

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Perhaps there's a reason why he calls you that?

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Spikergirl29 0

Also, your "cute" little pet name is "P.I.T.A" that also mean bitch in spanish, dump him, now

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Sinkhole 26

'Puta' is just a short and more vulgar way to say 'prostituta', that word obviously means 'prostitute'. 'Bitch' means 'perra'.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#114 Ah, gotcha. Still, #82 was way off! "Pita" is a type of yummy flatbread, and nowhere near being a vulgar term. :P

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Sinkhole 26

Yeah, I definitely agree with you, she was way off! 'Pita' is nowhere as bad as 'puta', I like pita bread!

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maidenandwhat 0

everyone knows a pita :)

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Judus_beej 0

today my girlfriend wouldn't give me a ******** till I gave her a stupid nickname. fml.

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RosiePatosie 0

He called you "Pita" ?

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fbmb 0

I think nobody here knows what an acronym is... it's when you scramble the letters and get another word or phrase...

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Cinn_fml 22

Apparently not. If they did then we'd have nowhere near as many spelling arguments.

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teddyyluvsyhu 0

haha my cat name is pita bc its a pain in the a$$ lol

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dotty23 0

That's freaking hilarious.

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