Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

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heyyou1203 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 12:06

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

diet_otaku 0

Friday 17 July 2009 4:52

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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Chris_QF 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 18:05

Keep death off the roads!

businezofmiseryy 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:01

MD drivers suck. Haha.

RJB 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 14:36

HOLY CRAP CAMARO!!

IreadFMLnaked 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 14:46

Oh my god, it's Biff.

danielrp34 7

Saturday 8 August 2009 14:50

I like how the artists just make up random shit.....

FMLenV 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 15:18

You'll never be pleased, so either enjoy it or leave it. Personally I like this because it doesn't pull away from the FML all that much but they did add their own zing to it to give it a unique feel.

danielrp34 7

Saturday 8 August 2009 15:39

I'll never be pleased? da' hell do you mean by that? Any way, yeah this one didn't pull away too far....One of the others went too far.

Theguybehindyou 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 14:54

wow...that is sooo bad. dude. sue the dumbass people driving on the sidewalk.

that_guy321 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 15:07

It's BumbleBee!!!!

bag0k 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 15:13

Finally, a funny FML comic!

earwax47 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 15:22

this the funniest FML picture every

firepowahhx90 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 15:56

I have to live in maryland, and the drivers here are pathetic. Always speeding, and the next thing I know SCREEEEEEEEECH BOOM.

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