Animals: Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a...

By freakfreak12345 - 19/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

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By sisi9999 - 25/07/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, I learned that I'm allergic to hornets. I also learned that when your mom sprays a hornets' nest, and they come after you, that jumping in the pool doesn't help. They hover and wait for you to surface. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By deadgrass - 29/03/2012 00:44 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 08:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while using a portable restroom at the park, I discovered all too late that some very hostile and territorial hornets had made it their home. FML

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By Asshole hornet - 28/10/2013 20:18 - United States - Marblehead

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML

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By BearGrillz - 17/08/2009 23:40 - United States

Today, there were some wasps getting in my bedroom from a hole in the frame of my window. I went outside with some spray and took out their entrance. What I didnt know is that when you spray wasps, they go the other direction. I now have 60+ wasps flying around my bedroom. FML

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By michael - 17/07/2019 12:07

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML

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By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17

Today, I tested out my new paintball gun by firing a few rounds into some thick bushes. Nothing could've prepared me for the angry swarm of hornets whose nest I'd apparently shot. I'm in so much pain. FML

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Mi24hind 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:28

YDI for peeing on the hornets. what did they do to you?

KaptainKronicX 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:36

They must have been pissed. ;)

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cheezbrgrsrcool 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:28

why would u piss on a hornets nest

fatnesspig 7

Thursday 21 July 2011 15:31

were you trying to piss them off?

pooppoopq 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 15:56

I was really drunk

Bd1990 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:40

epic

jessiejess020 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 22:43

not sure if trolling or just plain stupid

Lipsforbiting 7

Friday 22 July 2011 1:45

Why would you even do that? D:

Nuahavizu 17

Friday 22 July 2011 3:23

Sounds like... *puts on sunglasses* Those hornets were really pissed off. YEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

doc89holliday 3

Friday 22 July 2011 13:25

fail

cassiesassie 1

Friday 22 July 2011 18:55

fail!

ivan_5247 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:28

I'm sure you lost your balls, so now you'll never have to worry about anything like that ever happening to you again.

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Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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