By Traveler - 09/10/2015 02:06

Spicy
Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML
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courtneyburgessx 18

Seems like you must have a very dangerous weapon down there

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johnjkl 22

I guess your dick was just to big to be taken on the plane

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pockleboy 7

One time there was this really hot female security officer so I put my metal watch in my pocket so she would have to pat me down. It worked too

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Enzymatic 14

maybe she liked your dick. a chick with authority and a uniform mmmmm sounds like fun

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worldclassrager 39

Dick too big might kill someone holds true here

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zyero 9

In that situation I would have to just play along and **** with the person giving the pat down "a little to the left, that's the itch! Scratch it!" If that security officer could keep a straight face and not double over in laughter I would be stunned.

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idefka 34

I went through an airport scanner a couple of days ago and it did that. they made me go through like 5 Times before it stopped

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KyleLord_ 9

You never know. If you run around slapping people with it, it does count as a weapon. You have power in your pants my friend.

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jvanevery 19

there was this story / documentary about a guy with a huge penis and he always had trouble getting through security at the airport if you have a similar problem ask for a private room then whip it out the security officer will be so intimidated he'll just say go on

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