Miscellaneous: Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing...

By GlassJAwkidE - 29/10/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

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Same thing different taste

By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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Plooped

By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 30/03/2020 20:00

Today, I had a real coffee again after being sick for two weeks. It didn't taste so good, though. Just like the one I had yesterday. Well, I thought, maybe my taste has changed? Maybe I just need to get used to it again? No, it was just that the milk had gone bad three days ago. FML

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By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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Tasty

By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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Milky Milky

By Shock91 - 11/09/2019 02:02 - China - Beijing

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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By iVaughtTV - 28/02/2012 22:44 - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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GenevieveL 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:00

Gross. Clean your room.

athiest_pope 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:00

what was a glass of milk doing there for a week?

Comments

meyanna 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:49

This post doesn't belong on FML- it belongs on MLIA.

jonny2x4 0

Friday 30 October 2009 4:24

There's a difference? Really? Ya think? Get off your ass and do some cleaning you lazy slob.

mollytamale 1

Friday 30 October 2009 6:09

I'm not a slob and something similar almost happened to me once. Haha nasty, fyl

laureysa 0

Friday 30 October 2009 7:04

ewww! people can be just so disgusting!

kile88 2

Friday 30 October 2009 7:05

ydi for being a dirty pig, how can you leave a glass of MILK for a week on your table? ******* gross

theonlyknownlink 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:52

You either made this up or you're one of the most disgusting people I've ever heard of. Seriously who leaves a glass of milk in your room for a WEEK?! YDI That's seriously gross. :(

theonlyknownlink 0

Friday 30 October 2009 8:56

And wait... wouldn't you have taken a drink out of the other glass of milk (Assuming it was indeed yours) when you got it out a week before? If you picked it up wouldn't you feel the difference in the weight of the glasses? And if you had gotten a glass of milk out before, how can you forget about that? XD