Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By nakcba - 15/02/2011 10:21

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

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This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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Doofus

By Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 14:30

Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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Aelaena 6

Friday 29 May 2009 12:35

Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.

zmiddz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:08

Gangbangers drink milkshakes?

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DarkMirror 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:44

#87 LOL. My beverage shot out of my nose, I laughed so hard.

cough 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:50

lol at the racism in this thread fyls

anonnie 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:52

that sucks.... but maybe next time you should keep the top up and windows closed so you don't have to turn the music up to deafening levels lol... if you're gonna drive around in a neighborhood that has "gangbanger wannabes" like that, you should know better.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:56

#85: South Park =/= culture. It is NOT culture. I don't watch South Park. So excuse the hell out of me, KAY? And why the **** should YOU care? I was *NOT* talking you, KTHXBAI. And btw: Half of those comments are not even MINE, my cousin also uses this account. JACKASS.

Rose_in_the_rain 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:59

At least it wasn't carpeted seats. LOL YDI for blasting your music but FYL because I'm sure they love to blast their *gag* rap/hip-hop music as well. And honestly, throwing milkshakes? How childish can you get?

Gabby125 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:16

ghetto people suck

peopleplz2008 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:17

LMAO #11 and #12

TotallyAwesome 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:25

You shouldn't have a convertible.

star_ver 0

Friday 29 May 2009 20:28

#s 53 and 99 sound like idiots. FYL for having that happen. Sorry OP. Remember though, karma's a bitch. They'll get theirs.

valuemeal2 1

Friday 29 May 2009 20:29

That really sucks for your car, but you probably could have been playing your music more quietly. I hate people who blast ANY kind of music; if I wanted to listen to someone else's music, I wouldn't ride in my own car.