Miscellaneous: Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's...

By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I learned to never blast classic rock with your convertible's top down while passing an SUV full of gangbanger wanna-bes. That is, of course, unless you want your immaculate, newly detailed leather seats to be decorated with pretty brown and white milkshake stains. FML

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By oops - 14/08/2014 21:54 - United States

Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML

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Stoking too close to the sun

By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By nakcba - 15/02/2011 10:21

Today, I was in my car and stopped at a red light. A homeless woman then started to throw rocks at my car for no apparent reason. I drive a convertible. FML

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This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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Doofus

By Burned - 11/06/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to light a bottle rocket and throw it out the window of a car, you should roll the window down before you light the bottle rocket. FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 14:30

Today, while I was reluctantly driving to work on a Sunday, some guy in a shiny Audi threw a plastic root beer bottle full of urine at my old Toyota. He didn’t even bother to put on the cap on, like a gentleman would. FML

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By Fat Dad - 03/03/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

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By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML

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By wolfpacking - 02/02/2010 05:51 - France

Today, I was in the car with my friends. A techno song came on and we started fist-pumping. We hit a bump, I fist-pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

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Aelaena 6

Friday 29 May 2009 12:35

Wow assholes. I hate people like that, I hope you got a license yet that probably wouldn't do much.

zmiddz 0

Friday 29 May 2009 13:08

Gangbangers drink milkshakes?

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Taish 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:56

You asked for it with "music" like that :P

afwrestler1986 0

Friday 29 May 2009 18:57

See now people get mad at the guy blasting his classic rock but make no mention of the rap and whatever else you have being shot out of a set of 12,13,14,15...... inch sub woofers. with the sickening noise of the car being rattled apart. Oh, and #81.........i think you should culture yourself. South Park Season 11 episode 1. watch it and you may figure out just what #79 is talking about. And you call him a nerd with no life yet your comment goes on far longer than his. Just something to think about.

aztec37 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:03

It says gangbanger wannabes, not just gangbangers-that might help explain why they could be drinking milkshakes. #22,25. WHat does gangbanger mean outside of America?

shmaller 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:09

"Yo homie, let's ice this motha fucka!" "Sho thing man, jus lemme finish my Flurry with sprinkles and his ass is grass."

sfsdfsf 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:24

you sound perfect

UGADawg08 1

Friday 29 May 2009 19:26

Wow, pieces of trash. Shame you didn't have a gun so you could execute every one of them on the spot. Freaking animals.

UnitedArabEmirat 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:29

On second thought, since those assholes were "gangsta" faggots, I would have blasted "Chaotic Matrix" By "Internal Suffering". Perfect brutal shit to blast at them ***** :D

j1026 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:29

Gangsta wanna-be's drinking milkshakes. That puts an image in my head lol

123_asdfghjkl 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:41

What assholes. I would be pissed.

sheissoamaZING 0

Friday 29 May 2009 19:43

I don't see the problem with blasting your music. I constantly hear people's music from other peoples' cars that I don't care for. Doesn't make me want to destroy their property.