By Mandy - 26/03/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML
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Same thing different taste

He who controls the spice controls the universe

By Anonymous - 01/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was at a food truck festival and I spotted a taco truck and eagerly ordered a spicy taco. As I took my first bite, the spice hit me like a freight train and I began to choke. In an effort to save myself, I dropped the taco into the lap of the guy sitting next to me. He looked up, lap splattered in salsa, and asked if I was having a stroke. FML
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Ewwwww.......all three foods combined will probably give anybody explosive bowel movements for a day or two, especially if it was from a school cafeteria. Sorry OP!!

Don't ever eat seafood or processed meat from a school cafeteria, dude.

winner_by_error_fml 0

You mean Saw III ISN'T a Disney movie?

XxDancerGirlxX 17

The only good food at my high school was the chicken sandwiches and the pizza.

Dont eat anything that isn't vegetarian from schools. Itll kill you. They have the worst grade meat

camobern 4

Never eat any meat at school. I've been doing that since first grade when I saw that my friend's corndog was a pretty shade of green under the cornbread. Another friend of mine had to leave school early after eating a chicken patty burger that hadn't been cooked all the way.

Iris_Wildthyme 4

comments on here are 95% argument. Are you OK now OP?

They mean it made Saw 3 look like it was made by Disney. Not that it is made by Disney. But that sucks :( Feeling better??

It prolly wasn't even seafood. That's some nasty ish.