By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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Meeeheeh 0

Classic Happens to me 5 times a day. It's just a YDI, because you should always look in your pockets =p.

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aback 4

So, who all knew you'd left the place unlocked? Do you have drug-addicted teenagers, or teens with shady friends? Are the other people you live with kind of scummy? Seems an awful coincidence.

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BWC1234 0

number 29 hes talking about his keys

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Wow. That would be the brain fart of the week in my dictionary.

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XanimalloverX 0

What the hell does YDI stand for. Check your damn pockets next time instead of being a stupid idiot and putting a big sign saying COME ROB ME on the roof of your house check your damn pockets

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noshitsherlock 0

Oh wow that sucks. I'm so grateful I live in a good neighborhood. A few years ago, our front door would malfunction and just open when the deadbolt wasn't locked. The door was wide open all day, a few different times, and nothing was touched! :-D I love quiet suburbia!

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may_cause_fail 0

...Front doors don't "malfunction". Unless you have one of those doors from Hitchhiker's Guide.

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naomi9241 0

Actually, the door of my parents' house used to do that sort of thing until they got the lock fixed. You could only lock it from the inside by putting a lot of weight against it and so had to leave out another door, and if it wasn't locked properly the wind could blow it open..

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Badash28 0

Maybe you should move to a better area

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sparxva 12

It probably didn't make any difference at all that the door was unlocked.

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midwestjerk 0

Good job, dumbass. While you were at it, you could have made signs and arrows out of brightly colored paper asking for people to rob your house.

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stupiidx3 0

you are funny. why would you tell them to leave the door unlock? thats bascially telling people " Welcome to my home, you're welcome to anything you want! " you could have just picked up the keys from a family member....

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ihatestupidppl 0

I'd say YDI, but that's because I'm a New Yorker and thus super paranoid about locks and what not lol. Supposedly I live in a "good" part of NYC, and I'm literally across the street from a police station (I can look into their windows from mine), and I still will not leave the house without my keys. If it was something really important that I MUST leave the house for, I'd ask my landlord to lock it up for me. (Which I realize is not an option if you have a house so I'll give you a FYL there). But if it's something like a trip to the grocery store, I'll wait till someone comes home or I find my key.

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