Kids: Today, I left my friend this big Facebook wall comment about...

By PntsLessWonder - 01/12/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I left my friend this big Facebook wall comment about how adorable his son is. Just after posting, I read the other peoples' comments and find out that it's his daughter. FML

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By Andy - 19/12/2016 12:38

Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML

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By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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By cupcakemonsteryu - 08/02/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

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Two-stroke

By sushichick - 15/04/2020 12:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML

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By Thanks guys - 26/11/2013 05:21 - United States - Richmond

Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML

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Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By josh - 19/09/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on facebook. FML

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By Almostlovedchild - 20/01/2017 18:00

Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML

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Looking good

By lexibabe - 03/03/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was in the bank with my seven year-old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say, "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

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Wersome 13

Tuesday 1 December 2009 10:02

Well just delete it. I know the email notification will show the original but if he see's you edited it, it will make it slightly worse.

GodOfBeer 5

Tuesday 1 December 2009 10:20

OMG its the end of the world, the ultimate mistake, you'll burn in hell... or just delete and rewrite it

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sdcrazy1018 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 15:23

LOL mmmmm *wipes away tears from laughing*

bestkeptsecrt 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 16:07

Thats sad that your friend had a kid and you don't even know if it was a boy or a girl.

thefmlmo 2

Tuesday 1 December 2009 16:50

ouch

muffinsareyummy 1

Tuesday 1 December 2009 17:29

there's a delete button for things like this. idiot.

2CANS 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 18:05

Delete aint no good the person will have received an email with what u wrote. Just hope he doesn't read the email

illy88 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 19:41

how is this an fml when u can delete tht shit??

kris4126 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 20:14

This is NOT an FML, it's an easy fix. Post another comment confirming that you are in fact an idiot and say "I'm sorry, I meant daughter. I was thinking about other things," or something. That covers your ass AND makes you not look like a total dumbass for deleting and reposting. DO POST FMLS OF YOU BEING A DUMBASS, THEY'RE NOT FMLS!!!