Miscellaneous: Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband...

By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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You deserved it 7 782

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 540

You deserved it 561

By a268 - 02/02/2009 09:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 347

You deserved it 3 339

By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 937

You deserved it 918

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By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 209

You deserved it 4 109

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 466

You deserved it 3 277

By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 2 567

You deserved it 241

By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 589

You deserved it 3 436

By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 917

You deserved it 1 627

By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 903

You deserved it 4 712

By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 841

You deserved it 4 836

Yulia_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:13

What a sweet husband! He voluntarily took on your role when he saw you were no longer a good fit for it. He's a true keeper :)

testing_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:22

So did he put out?

Comments

jeanniner 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:18

Wtf!? So the reason this is an FML to you is because he looks better in it than you do? I would freaking out like holy shit my husband is a cross dresser and needs to see a psychologist PRONTO!

DecemberC 0

Monday 29 June 2009 16:10

Yep, because clearly cross-dressers have mental problems and need help. Stop being so closed-minded!

hoodrich 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:25

totally gay.

jessicaclaire 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:30

I'd be more concerned that my husband put on my lingerie...

KitteySniper 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 18:54

That is quite. . . disturbing. I don't know whether to feel sorry for you that your husband put on your lingerie, or to feel good for you because you've now come to see, with evidence, that your husband has an issue, lol. Whether it be that he's gay, a crossdresser, or just thought it would be funny. Overall, that sucks.

ithedarkknight 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:05

your husband is a damn weirdo and your worse for marrying the freak! why the helll would a guy want to dress up in women panties and bras people are just weird man!

Pentagram82 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:06

there's nothing wrong with crossdressing. one out of ten men do it.

mexicandy 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:08

then take better care of yourself. wouldn't kill ya to jog every once in a while

desertkitt 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 19:56

Lmao! I tell my husband before he buys me lingerie he has to wear it first. But I definitely do look better in it. I have boobs and not all the hair or man pieces to... bleh. Anyway, I hope you took that opportunity to play the man in your relationship and manhandle his sexy lacy ass. Only a YDI cuz you were whining. If you don't like the way you look, change it.