Miscellaneous: Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband...

By Tonya - 28/06/2009 03:01 - United States

Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML

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By Sady_Ct - 15/05/2019 12:12

Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML

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By a268 - 02/02/2009 09:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home early from work and discovered my husband wearing a black babydoll nightdress, black stockings and high heels... He says it helps him to relax. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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By anonymous - 17/03/2015 05:09 - United States - Spokane

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By Desertdryspell - 20/12/2018 14:00

Today, I dressed up in new lingerie I had bought to surprise my partner. He said "what do you want? Just go to bed instead". So much for that new confidence. FML.

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 00:21 - Canada - Corner Brook

Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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Sunday 28 June 2009 12:13

What a sweet husband! He voluntarily took on your role when he saw you were no longer a good fit for it. He's a true keeper :)

testing_fml 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 12:22

So did he put out?

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justanFML 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 5:48

My boyfriend loves to dress up in lingerie. I'm starting to find it super sexy and it gets him really fired up.

BRIDESHEAD 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 7:42

here here!

TanksToYou 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 14:24

That's no need for your self esteem to go down at all, girl(: Atleast he still loves you:]

dmipotc 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 17:40

this is not a fml, its a good thing! you clearly got someone out of your league to marry you - well done!

mas19 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 19:10

that's kinda weird on both of you

bigolefatty27 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:04

Thats hot!!!!!!!! I love freaky men!!! Hey Im sure you look great in it and if not at least he does!

fayull 0

Friday 3 July 2009 6:18

YDI for calling it an iTouch

starburst_boy 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:15

Well there's nothing wrong with him wearing it but I am sorry that he looks better in it. =(

Apalleuw_xero 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 0:03

aww yeah

F___M__L 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:17

lol

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Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML

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Today, my college class has a strict rule that ANY absence, even if it's because you're sick and have a doctor's note, will drop your grade a letter grade. I have a chronic illness. Today is the second time in the first two weeks that I've had to show up to class with a bucket. FML

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Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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Today, I fucked up by jacking off. I have trouble getting "in the mood" due to medication and other things, so when I do I'm excited to enjoy myself, though it often takes a while and a lot of physical effort to get there. However, in the process of getting off today, I threw out my back and my hip. I'm only 29. FML

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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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Today, my fiancé, my two-year-old, and my dog are all sleeping peacefully next to me in our new king-sized memory foam bed. It's 2:15 in the morning. Why am I not sleeping? Because they all snore, one right after the other. It's like an endless song of snoring. FML

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Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML

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Today, I came out to my parents. Now my dad only refers to me as "Nancy Boy", and not in a nice way, that’s if he even bothers to speak to me at all. Mostly he just pretends I don’t exist. FML

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