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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 28 November 2011 8:59

Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.

fluffy_nuggets 0

Monday 28 November 2011 9:10

At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."

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ArcticPuppet 0

Monday 28 November 2011 10:25

Maybe he's just Going Green's bitch. I mean, really? Is it that bad? You don't get out of the shower to take a piss and then go BACK to shower. A lot of people don't use their toilet except for taking ***** because they pee in their shower. It's not uncommon for someone to pee in the shower.

ambowew 7

Monday 28 November 2011 10:43

Has your nose been plugged up for your entire life, or at least since you started pissing in the shower? That stench is enough to knock out a horse, or at least cause excessive eye watering.

sherryl_fml 0

Monday 28 November 2011 11:57

What's wrong with taking a piss in the shower?¿?

cannibal_kitty 4

Monday 28 November 2011 12:00

Troglodyte! Please get him neutered immediately. Thumbs up for #1

Justin23L 2

Monday 28 November 2011 12:39

I think he'd still be able to pee.

iwadasn 32

Monday 28 November 2011 19:47

45, the neutering is so he can't breed and produce more uncivilized idiots like himself.

p8ntcheck 4

Monday 28 November 2011 12:14

And I thought I was the only one...

MellyBee 9

Monday 28 November 2011 12:44

How does your boyfriend not know where the bathroom is? OP makes it sound as if he's already been to the house and just hasn't slept over yet... The bathroom is usually one of the first places you show to a guest!

maphineRAWRS 10

Monday 28 November 2011 13:38

Is it weird that you find this weird or is it weird I don't find this weird..??

Steve95401 49

Monday 28 November 2011 13:58

I'm surprised that the boyfriend didn't go outside and "mark his territory". I just hope he doesn't spray all over the inside of OP's house like a tomcat would.

SamCat 21

Monday 28 November 2011 15:17

tell him its back at His place ;)

metallicshadow 16

Monday 28 November 2011 16:07

the shower is most likely in the same room as the toilet, so it should be fine. either way, the toilet and shower drain end up in the same sewage, lots of people (including myself) piss in the shower anyways

perdix 29

Monday 28 November 2011 16:42

He probably uses he toilet for making wine, a little trick he learned in prison. You need to be the sommelier in this relationship. Trust me on this one.