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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By Becca - 31/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML

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By nude - 15/01/2010 00:43 - United States

Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By anti-peecleaner - 22/11/2010 22:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By Wet dreamer - 17/01/2018 19:00

Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML

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JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 28 November 2011 8:59

Tell him it's right next to the toilet, where he will be taking said piss.

fluffy_nuggets 0

Monday 28 November 2011 9:10

At least he didn't say, "Hey I gotta take a shit, where's the shower."

Comments

637R4YP3D 5

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:12

That's what you get for being gay.

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 29 November 2011 4:40

The strong urge to urinate makes you trip...

Darse56 7

Tuesday 29 November 2011 6:10

that's just plain funny

ty1992_farmlife 12

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:27

He sounds like a real dick and takes advantage of you when ever he can and doesn't care about anyone but himself.

nvo 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 7:33

Did you find him on a tree?

allen2688 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 8:45

I moniterised this fml haha

CarissaKiller 8

Tuesday 29 November 2011 9:10

LOL. Well atleast he wants to be clean.

laxmtl28 6

Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:03

its next to the sink he will be craping in and besides ur razer he shaved hes nuts with

angrynegro7 16

Tuesday 29 November 2011 14:26

I always pee in the shower while I'm taking one. It always drives my girlfriend nuts, especially when I remind her that it's going to the same place whether I go in the shower or toilet.