Kids: Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth...

By Nick - 29/06/2012 21:39 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML

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By ilikecake - 29/05/2009 11:12 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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Competition

By JaneDoe - 04/04/2013 02:51 - United States - Salisbury

Today, it was my friend's birthday, so I baked him a cake complete with his name written on it in homemade frosting. After I gave it to him, his mother berated me for it, saying I should have checked with her first before making a cake for her son. He's 28. FML

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The cake from hell

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to bake a cake for my friend's birthday. It turned out looking more like a science experiment gone wrong than a cake. FML

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Here, have this

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, it was my son's fifth birthday. I asked my grandmother, who is a baker, to make a birthday cake for the party. Two hours after the party started, she arrived drunk with a large ham with candles in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 16:06 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my girlfriend surprised me with what was allegedly a birthday "cake". It was so horribly deformed, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it as a hat. I had to pretend it didn't taste like play-doh, and ended up throwing it up in the toilet. Happy birthday to me. FML

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That blows

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 23:30

Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML

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Happy intoxication day

By rubber_duckie177 - 24/09/2009 11:25 - United States

Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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By Devotedmom - 10/01/2016 09:07 - Belgium - Li?ge

Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML

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By Jumja - 15/01/2010 11:37 - Netherlands

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML

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Saturday 30 June 2012 2:38

That's going in your son's suppressed memory

Skittles_Rawr 8

Saturday 30 June 2012 2:45

You raised her... Don't blame your balls.

Comments

drumrgonewild 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 19:51

Genetics is really a major factor....

jinxjem 0

Monday 2 July 2012 19:34

Wow, I bet she'll grow up with really great self-esteem, with that high opinion you have of her. -_-;

MandyLovesJason 0

Monday 2 July 2012 22:46

What kimdof sick man calls his own daughter a moron...?

2cute4u_18 1

Tuesday 3 July 2012 5:15

That reminds me of the time I made pancakes in the shape of dicks for my cousin... Good times

natty098 2

Tuesday 3 July 2012 16:29

that's dog calling ur daughter a moron.

JesseJimenez 4

Tuesday 3 July 2012 21:51

You shouldn't say that about your daughter. Agreed what she did was wrong but there is no need to insult her like that.

cooliobear934 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 5:15

Why would you say that about your own daughter?

franwins0827 7

Thursday 5 July 2012 19:39

That's what you get for letting her watch Death to Smoochy ;-)

kitsune3 20

Thursday 5 July 2012 23:58

OP, stop being a dick. Not everyone is good at everything, and at least she tried. So she's not meant to be a baker. That's no reason to be so rude to her. YDI for being a jerk to your own kid.

MissLizWolf 8

Monday 16 July 2012 10:25

Hahahahaha, my family (as in Mum, Dad and 14 yr old sister) would've laughed. If it was meant to look like a penis, she is an idiot but if it was meant to look like a rocket, then she's shit at making cakes! Hahahaha, I don't think you are being rude towards her, we all make jokes.