By Teu_much - 10/06/2014 02:33 - United States - Bronx

Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML
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Teu_much 5

Thank you 42. That was the exact reason why I posted it. I never knew so much people on here would take this post to heart. It isn't that serious to hate me for it.

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brettrb 18

I find that the monthly payments on leasing a dog are quite reasonable, but the interest is just ridiculous.

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airforce987 20

Sorry but YDI for letting your dog outside without supervision or an electric fence.

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boshbish 14

Sorry but as everyone else have said, YDI. Dogs are like independent kids. if you let em out unsupervised, make sure the area is properly fenced. You shouldn't just let your dog wander the neighbourhood. Even if the dog is good, theyre still cheeky little monsters at times.

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mattrd_fml 31

Why didn't you have him on a leash or tied up somehow? at the very least you could have kept a close eye on him. ydi

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Witchylady 17

What a totally cool dog. He should star in his own movie

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hiholls 13

YDDI. You definitely deserve it. But that still sucks, sorry.

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itcomesinthrees 10

Is it legal to let your dog run around the neighbourhood unsupervised? In the city I live in it sure isn't.. Kind of neglectful and irresponsible. My dog plays in our fenced in yard, gets walked on a leash or taken to the off-leash dog park..

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nyon1990 9

Your fault for not keeping an eye on your pet.

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shudson186 17

YDI for being a lazy and irresponsible pet owner. Hopefully you learn from this experience and TRAIN your dog.

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vikky538 28

who let the dog out... YDI for unleashing your dog...

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