By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML
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chelly_bee 0

that would be embarrassing but the other people need ti grow up. it is only a fart. everyone passes gas.

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Joseph_Stalin 0

A few Russian scientists would like to speak to you. We are currently making improved gas bombs and we feel you can really help us!

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hysterical 1

I would have busted up laughing.

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sportzfreak 3

I guess yoga really relaxes you inside and out

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for eating chicken, brocolli, brussels sprouts, eggs, and cauliflower before your yoga class. You planned this out, and now you regret it. Well, no takesies-backsies. YDI for lying and pretending to be a woman; everyone knows that girls don't fart! Only skeevy stoners fart. YDI for not doing this on a crowded elevator or bus instead. The comedic potential is much greater in those locations. Anyway, OP, do you think you could provide some video of the incident? I need some fap material! >:)

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MissGrinch 4

You, Mr. Trollz, are on a different troll level. ;)

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SarahMarie83 0

That, sir, was an excellent Jay and Silent Bob reference.

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joemk2012 0

If you were a guy you would have gotten away with it. Guy farts are funny. Girl farts are just nasty.

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at1325 0

it's possible saying excuse me would have smoothed it over a little better. while I no nothing of yoga on tv they always seem to be contorting themselves in uncomfortable positions so it makes sense that that would happen. therefore they might understand more then u think. who knows how many times they have to squeeze really tight to hold one in.

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elise_ewell 0

i would have laughed to freaking hard!! that is awesome! lol

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RavenRockaFellon 0

FLATULENCE. It happens. Those yoga people need to lighten up.

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yellowdaisy92 0

haha ewwww fyl..

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BeautifulDizaztr 0

Lmao! Freakin hilarious! Look, OP, there's nothing wrong with bringing the bass every now and then. If people have a problem with you tooting your horn then tell em to f*** off. They're just mad their so tight assed that they couldn't pass a fart if they tried.

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