By Holly - 05/02/2010 07:33 - United States

Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 15:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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Cthulu 0

I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.

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danibrook010 0

shoot give her some confidence dang its hard for a woman to lose weight there is no need for being mean to someone who may or may not feel comfortable bout her weight ( not saying that i am big) but there is no need to be a jerk on here to everybody when they have something that is or isnt a FML for God's sake ppl grow up.

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likeomgwhat 0

hey hows it gonna know?

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serenaaaa_fml 0

this would be better on MLIA

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sadmcphee 0

Why, afraid it'd make fun of you? besides, you need to put in your correct weight, or it might give you the wrong exercise time or whatever, idk, i just lift weights

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DarDarAttack 0

I know a way that you can get rid of all that stomach fat and look great! HAVE THAT DAMN BABY AND GET A SPRAY TAN. ... Works in as little as 1 week!

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higglebiggle 0

Ew. Spray tan? Fake and bake is NEVER attractive. Gag. Most people do it wrong and come out like orange oompa lompas or bad ganguros. XDDD

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blackhearts 2

aww, its not lying! it's positive visualization! good fer you for going to the gym. soon you will type that number in and it'll be true! :D

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Teenybopper13 0

Why Did We All assume OP was fat?? whats To Say that maybe they have an eating disorder or a wieght obsession and just want to be smaller than their normal body. And further more the average size in the USA is 12. so go eat a hamburger and shut up.

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KessyKandi 0

Aww the only way you'll learn to accept yourself is being honest! I highly doubt you are fat, I've met very few people who I've thought, 'Ew, you're fat and you deserved it'.

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hdake27 0

I have done that. it's sad:/

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