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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 911
You deserved it 7 375

Same thing different taste

Top comments

randomchickkk 0

you lock lips with your family?

So you "locked lips" with family before?

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If no one wants to kiss you I imagine they'll probably decline first aid.

If it were followed up with... "I'm 39"... then it would be FYL.

That's the same case for me, but it ain't bad, I don't care about that shit.

Lc7926 15

Whoop dee doo. I did that in seventh grade. Your point is...?

when you read this you get the vibe of intimacy until you read you kiss your family and then you laugh because u get intimate with your family and dummy's??? I think u need to get more attractive!

ok the incest thing is compleately stereotyped BS

As a resident of TN, I speak for all of us except for two towns by saying: Gtfo op. Must be from Pulaski. Have fun contributing to your family stump.