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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 339
You deserved it 25 781

Same thing different taste

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Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.

Illyssa_fml 4

Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)

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Shaggy_92 5

house of course break into ur can In the morning :)

I keep a spare car key behind the motor of the passenger side view mirror... whenever I lock myself out, I just rip off the glass. its much cheaper than paying for a new window if it breaks

BoyBeyond 0

Well of course the house it will be cheaper then buying a new car window and getting someone to install it.

FYLDeep 25

Maybe the remote key has been cracked for your car and you could get into it that way.

loool woow , u are soo smartt ;) alwayys look twice in your purse if you have your keyys :)

House--I'd start with the garage as you'd do the least damage. most garage doors are easy to pry up if you start near an edge. your goal here is to bend the lock catch past the keeper until the door fails. try a window next. windows are typically the least secured entry, but you have a good chance of breaking glass. of course if you know a window is open youd only be out a screen. if that. could always call 911 and say that you thought you left a pot on the stove. this WILL do damage to your door. promise. car--call the fire dept. if they say they wont force the door unless theres an emercency, state that your medications are in the center console. or something. not sure if the op is male or female.. but a female could probably work it. just saying. of course AAA or a lock smith could probably help too... is anyone else wondering how the op posted this without access to their house? or is it just a fiat that it's via cell?

rockyraccoon28 8

garage is a good idea, unless it's not connected to the house, like many houses are.

He might not have a garage. O: mindfuuuuck.

isminei 6

You seem to have extensive knowledge on the subject of breaking into homes >_>.