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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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The good old days

By FBfail - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML

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Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:04

Sorry to hear about that.. **** them, both. Not in the sense of physical contact. Get rid of 'em.

lyndis_fml 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 23:07

What an ass. Both parties have to agree in order for a relationship to show up on FB. Your friend and your ex are both assholes.

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Dragonmouth 4

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:21

Facebook really needs to make Unlike buttons.

tapesculpture 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:22

your friend's a bitch...

Broadwaylov 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:28

That sucks. That sounds like the time when I started dating this amazing guy but for some reason he didn't change his status on myspace. About 2 weeks later he did, but it was because he was with his old GF

RhymePrime 7

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:32

Maybe your friend is just delusional? And facebook is occasionally unreliable.

GrapefruitZoe 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:51

Wow...you can't do stuff like that...people with any sense of decency don't pull the "facebook breakup".

babazad3h 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 4:57

GO BITCH SLAP THAT ****

midget_chinese 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:16

lol...april fools?

TLaurinda 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:35

OMG! People are stupid now a days!!!

Ninjarear 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 5:48

**** slap tat bitch

sickinlove13 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 6:03

How did you not realize she was in a relationship with your boyfriend? First, you didn't notice your profile now said "in a relationship" with no one else's name/no one commented on your change of a relationship status? Then, it would have said that she was now "listed in a relationship" and had your boyfriends name next to it. Either way, she's a backstabbing ***** and your ex-boyfriend's a scumbag.