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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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By debiebs - 29/12/2015 12:04 - Brazil - Salvador

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML

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By Janie - 10/01/2012 05:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML

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Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 18:00

Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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Sorry

By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 22:41

Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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Matisse_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:53

If that's his way of breaking up then he is a pussy. Immediately confront him on this, and be forceful when you do so. As a straight guy, I would expect that kind of reaction to call me out. Further bullshit is possible, like "it was a mistake", but if the guy is a facebook veteran then you know he's full of shit.

LonelyLoser93 3

Monday 9 July 2012 15:12

So she was ashamed of you?

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bexgolong 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:33

same thing happened to me:(

T3h_Rambler 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 3:22

Yeah, I know that one.

GreenEyedMonsta 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 11:41

Definitely agree with #9.

killmeplz97 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 4:16

the same exact thing happend to me, and he nevr said anything!!! he changed it to single, then told my bff tht he dumped me! but he nevr told me! i still hate him

Stygian_Faerie 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 21:48

Same thing happened to me too! We ended up getting back together about 6 months after that though, once he had grown up a bit!

mikey_babi 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 0:20

Same thing happened to me. :( Sucked.

Panda1957 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 23:40

that happend to me too...it killed me and when i went to ask him why he said he whouth i was ugly wired annoying and only dated me to make his ex jelious...which worked....

ldssoccer15 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 8:08

it's dumb facebook it doesn't mean shit!

Carmenx3 0

Monday 13 June 2011 0:52

OWNED;D

TwitchingNebula 17

Friday 15 July 2011 20:42

You. Are. Stupid.

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Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

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Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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