By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Spicy
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
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denaeb123 24

He sounds like most of his dick is in his personality

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granCanyon 12

I was scared of reading the ending but you handled it well.

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Dick_diamond 22

I was wondering when someone would point this out. Thank you

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Alle29 14

Are you kidding me! Actually yes he is right a ******* after that says I have no self respect.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Something OP's boyfriend will probably be doing later.

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Patriots21 14

It's when a man or a woman blows through a straw into their partners ear, while performing nipple stimulation and singing a song.

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amxndzz 9

so what's a *******??? still don't understand

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mosquito19 14

i noticed everyone i know that calls their girlfriends "babe " are douche bags.

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Mossygirl357 12

He obviously does not feel the same as you do.

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CheesyPotatoe5 8

Well that sucks dick

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