By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

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Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
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Same thing different taste

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denaeb123 24

He sounds like most of his dick is in his personality

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ezrajab 22

What an ass sorry op

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Sheepalicious 20

"Apparently so is being an asshole, buddy."

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rockwrench 18

This sounds like theres possibly more to the story. OP needs to follow up with what happened just prior to her saying "I love y-"

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hlmorg3 9

Oral for oral. Don't let him get away with that even if its a joke.

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1Personation 11

Clever way of not having to say "i love you" back to you! Maybe not so fun for you though..

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KVYLV 16

Suck Your Own Dick. LOL she was polite enough to excuse herself. I would've said some choice words and left him handcuffed to the bed. Blue Balls for now.

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