By badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius

Spicy
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 567
You deserved it 67 184

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.

Comments

toughluck08 0

that's great. your gf is my new hero. i'm going to have to try that one some day.

you could wear it inside-out so nobody would see it, but technically, it would still be a shirt that said "world's smallest penis".

Why the HELL would you EVER agree to that? I don't care how sure of yourself you were, that was a dumb bet and YDI.

FYL for having to wear a shirt with terrible grammar.

Nightmare1 0

it would be funny if all her friends see you in the shirt. and they would laugh at her.. Sorry that would be awesome!!

Aww sweetheart, don't worry... the truth hurts, but you'll get over your pea-sized penis !

MatthewAllMighty 0

Firstly, I hope for your sake that you have more than one of those shirts, or it's gonna start to smell like raccoon's asshole on a stick. Secondly, if your girlfriend takes pleasure from your humiliation, she's a bitch.