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By badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius

Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2016 22:09 - United Kingdom - Hatfield

Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 13:43 - United States - Boise

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

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By honor sucks - 27/11/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I lost a huge bet with my friends. I had to either post a sexual message on my mom's Facebook wall confessing my "love" for her, or be ratted out for cheating on a school test earlier in the year. Now I'm considered a freak by half my school, and am indefinitely grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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By Jaayoung23 - 14/01/2010 15:47 - France

Today, my sister won a bet. She bet my best friend a burrito that I wouldn't lose my virginity within a year. I am twenty and have to drive my friend to Del Taco so he can buy my sister her victory burrito cause I didn't get laid. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 19:41 - United States - Chicago Ridge

Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:09

Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.

ShadowNine 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 0:08

Omg lmfaooo. Get owned

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anchorblondie49 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 3:15

wear it inside-out?

beasting 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 12:35

this is so going on my favorites

stormshower84 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:56

she didn't say it had to be visible did she?

CRlovers123 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 22:50

sucker. but still lmfao.

misslittlelady 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 17:54

haha! dont even worry, my boyfriend's friend announces constantly that he has the world's smallest penis. im sure he is convinced. haha.

EmilyCecile 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 21:00

haha what was the bet?

TheDarkCynder 2

Monday 9 May 2011 3:53

Post it on YouTube, I wana see.

XxZeekxX 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 3:31

suck on that!!!!

InfernoVivo 12

Friday 17 June 2011 18:52

Wear a hoodie on top

hateevryone 14

Saturday 18 June 2011 1:45

hahahhahahaahaaah..................what was the bet???

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