By badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius

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Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
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Stoic_fml 0

Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.

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Weil 0

JUST DON'T DO IT YOU DUMB SHIT. HOW IS THIS AN FML.

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gsfgf 0

Oh well, if you're in a relationship that's to the tshit phase, you prob don't have a reason to impress the ladies anyway lol. What was the bet?

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plexico 3

At least your girlfriend can rest assured that you won't be cheating on her this month. That is, if you don't coincidentally run into the girl wearing the "World's Tightest Pussy" T-shirt.

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fadedmemories14 0

What was the bet?

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mastory96 0

well... DO you have the world's smallest penis? ;) lol that sounds like the kind of thing I would make my boyfriend do.

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Randen_fml 0

sorry your boyfriend has a small penis then.

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Overlord57 0

Just wear a jacket over it, or wear it inside out.

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threer 30

Dude! Honor your bets..

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plexico 3

If your girlfriend dumps you, do you still have to wear the shirt? I'll bet it will make a lot of girls curious to sneak a peek, but they'll call you a douchebag for being only somewhat below average.

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fmpastlives 0

I want to know where to get one of those shirts. If you can't laugh at your self. Then just suck start a shotgun and and make the world a better place for the rest of us. :)

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tencentsakiss 19

he didnt necessarily get it from anywhere.. its probably an iron on transfer that you can buy at walmart. just print the image, cut it out, and iron it on. I made one that says "lick me till ice cream" with an ice cream cone on it but I haven't had the balls to wear it in public yet haha

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Ligerie 0

Wear the shirt proudly! -just make sure your not wearing pants, let the people decide if its true.

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jonny2x4 0

Wear the shirt while you stick it in her ass. Now you won't feel so small.

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daisho 0

Where it under a different shirt... perfect scheme and you will have outsmarted her.

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