By badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius

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Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
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Stoic_fml 0

Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.

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amstillives 0

YDI for talking to your 1 inch penis.. BiTCH...

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c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

was the bet whether or not you had a small penis?

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bridget_909 0

haha. at least your girlfriend doesn't have to worry about you cheating on her anymore ;)

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plexico 3

Today, I told my wife about this FML. She said I could lend the OP mine. I asked her if she meant my "World's Smallest Penis" T-shirt. She said yes, and my penis. FML

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DeathByFalchion 0

Get her to wear pants with "world's fattest ass" written on them or something similar.

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AnneFTW 17

LMAO! Your girlfriend is awesome! What a great idea [:

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Apachefire21 0

one word. DUMBASS. you totatlly deserve that.

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acranine11 0

If you really have to do it I would call some girls and tell them to laugh about it and get flirty till my gf wouldn't let me wear it

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