By badtimingdude - 18/08/2009 16:34 - Mauritius

Spicy
Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis" everywhere I go for a month. FML
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You deserved it 67 184

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Shouldn't Have Took The Bet Unless u were 90% positive u were going to win which u didnt. Look on the bright side this shirt will get you tons of ass.

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You are a man. Do not take shit from a woman. She is your property. That is all.

Hah, that's so disillusioned, it's almost funny.

falkonus 0

Was the bet regarding someone's relative penis size?

suck it up ******, obviously your dick aint big enough to dispute the claim on the shirt

skatergirl21 2

You should x out the small part and put worlds largest penis

nitro27x 2

wear another shirt over it then you're still wearing it while avoiding the embarrassment

i wouldn't want my bf to wear a shirt like that otherwise ppl might think im into small penises.

Because small penises couldn't actually be into you -- literally.

talim_fml 3

i hope you have more than one of those shirts, cos thats kinda dirty?

Thats...a really weird bet. What would she have to wear if you one..I have a loose ******?