Miscellaneous: Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled...

By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By me - 20/12/2010 02:26 - Bulgaria

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

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By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By DTMM - 15/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML

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By crap - 19/06/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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By Rastaa_Reyes - 16/05/2019 23:52

Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML

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By killmenow - 23/04/2014 14:54 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I locked myself out of my dorm room. I walked across campus, shoe-less and in nothing but my bathrobe, to find someone who could let me back in. Turns out I hadn't even shut the door properly and so it never actually locked. I can still hear the guy laughing at me. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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ezequalsmc 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:08

Your roommate didn't lock you out, she locked the door when no one was home. I would yell at your dumb ass too, if you called me out of work for some monkey shit like that.

Feklfekl2222 32

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:05

Ladies and gentlemen,l think we have a genius here.

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alexiiiis09 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 15:59

I see you looked hard

AnonymousTroll 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:15

Keys: you can't leave home without them! Or enter home, for that matter.

KelpForBrains 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:34

7 - Screw you for replying to 1 to get your comment up top!

LolFMLnot 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:45

Today, I was at work just chilling , when my stupid roommate called claiming that i locked her out. After i left work just to "open" the door for her even though she has her own keys, she made an FML about me and made me look like the villain -___- FML

Jovecove 13

Tuesday 20 December 2011 22:45

Bet ya didn't tell the truth to your roommate when you found your keys... If I was the roomie, imma kick your genius ass.

Isaac_The_Man 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 6:36

Yay for special hooks you never think about when finding something!;D

Reyo 2

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:57

There's a reason why you don't try to change something that's integrated into your routine. The second you try to change it, either to make it more efficient, or less stressful, the shit hits the fan and everything's thrown into chaos. My keys stay in my pants pocket. If they have to come out, they're on my desk. Those are the only two places they'd ever be, and will EVER be. If they're not, someone's ******* with my stuff... ...or I changed pants and they're in the pair I devoted to the laundry pile.

nedwins97 10

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:03

Next time just put them by the door, easiest spot to remember.

blazingdaily 3

Wednesday 21 December 2011 3:23

She must have Locked so hard for them the first time... Sorry...

lifesucks1234567_fml 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:23

Op then that "place specifically for your keys" is not a good place..

Feklfekl2222 32

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:05

Ladies and gentlemen,l think we have a genius here.

ezequalsmc 5

Tuesday 20 December 2011 16:08

Your roommate didn't lock you out, she locked the door when no one was home. I would yell at your dumb ass too, if you called me out of work for some monkey shit like that.

pogostick_fml 2

Tuesday 20 December 2011 20:36

Exactly. The OP worded it that way to make it seem like the roommate maliciously locked her out of the place. She seems like an ungrateful bitch that her roommate even took the time to come open the door for her.

iam_yummylicious 12

Tuesday 20 December 2011 21:40

Are you guys that retarded? You're only supposed to lock the doors while you're at home. It's rude to lock the door when you leave. So inconsiderate to burglars! The OP has a right to be pissed off. Her roommate was an inconsiderate bitch locking the door!!!