By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 04:21 - New Zealand - Tauranga

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Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML
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Attacksloth 33

Clearly the most important bitch in his life.

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tigerborn69 18

On the bright side. If he cares that bad about the dog, think about how much he'll care about u.

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worldclassrager 39

If things progress I guess it will have to be at his place...

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EarlFug 19

Of all the stories we hear about insincere and disloyal guys, you have one who is sincere and loyal. If imperfect. But aren't we all.

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Morning_fml 22

nah, he's just a little sensitive. nothing wrong with caring about what's important to you, & at least he's not afraid to show his real feelings.

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thejzabs 25

I had to read this twice because I thought it said he felt bad for banging his dog the night before

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vikky538 28

It seems you are not the first love in his life

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abNormal62 23

Maybe you should have could considered doing it doggy style so he wouldn't of been so homesick?

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Zebediabolical 39

It's because he was saving himself for his other bitch.

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akai4986 16

at least he has a conscious , when he is really into you , he'll feel the same way if he's leaving you alone

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rockwrench 18

I think you were so good you brought him to tears. The dog was just an excuse.

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