Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 5 362

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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sucksforyoudude 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:05

mist have been his first time too

AngryNinja 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:03

no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.

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SaturnE_fml 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 5:36

It's all downhill from here, OP. Did finding out about Santa Clause devastate you?

elle_hellokitty 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:24

ha that sucks

doubledamn89 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 3:12

the first usually goes quick so keep doing it and practice til it gets good

domxxily 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 1:23

well thats unfortunate. awww FYL

Stand_Up 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 5:52

You weren't the only one sweetie :l It happened to me my first time. Thank you to the man that had never touched or ****** anything in his entire lifetime. Fail.

kkn123y 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 4:03

Sucks for you.

JRFaceless 8

Thursday 16 June 2011 14:38

If you're a guy, YDI for not lasting. If you're a girl, FYL man.

vinny2897 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 15:10

same... kinda

rottentomatoes 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 0:31

Doesn't matter had sex

felah17 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 3:35

He proly suffers from premature ejaculation. Also,some previous head would have improve his performance tremendously.

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