By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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sucksforyoudude 0

mist have been his first time too

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AngryNinja 1

no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.

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maskedman 9

I'm confused. how do we know this is a woman. when I first read it I thought it was a man.

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bsalway1212 0

haha most first times for men doesn't last long. so either he sucks in bed or he was a virgin too. but your first never adds up to all the glory

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mcfaily 0

I hope it was with your husband.

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waNgEmsauCe 0

you're dumb.... for serious.....

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danielle8D 0

30 sec for sex? what did ur partner stick his dick in you for a few sec and thats it?

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seanseansean321 0

that's how the first time goes for guys. as long as we ge off we don't give a ****. if you don't like it, be a lesbo

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advent2060 4

**** that bro, im a dude and my first time with a girl lasted over an hour and a half so I dnt know what u mean wen u say a guys first time is usually Hella short maybe u had a 30sec problem as well?

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robhud1 0

if you go quick..... give it a second and reload !!!!!!

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DreamerofWorlds 0

That's not true at all. I've been with a couple of guys who had the opposite problem: they were so worried about pleasing me that they couldn't get themselves to ******. Not all guys are jackasses only worried about their own pleasure.

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Sandstorm_fml 0

um, he said most guys. Unless I'm mistaken, you are not a representative of most guys... You are just naturally talented. most guys need to do it over and over to last a while. Look it up.

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seanseansean321 0

well then your prolly a chronic masturbater

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seanseansean321 0

yeah I'm sure that was the case. I'm positive it wasn't cuz your ugly. <<<sarcasm

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DreamerofWorlds 0

110, read his comment again. He did not say most guys v

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valitutto17 0

haha I don't think I lasted that long my first time

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fylatfyldotcom 0

from who, this isn't an fml unless we know u enjoyed or liked this person alot...

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amazing88 0

I'm sorry that must have really been a MAJOR Downer :(

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RECEE 0

wow that sucks,u shud tell him to keep it in LONGER

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