Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML - FML

By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 5 362

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 08:03 - United Kingdom - Bristol

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

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Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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Top comments

sucksforyoudude 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:05

mist have been his first time too

AngryNinja 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:03

no she didn't get rapped. eminem has better things to do. she probably didn't get raped either or she's say so.

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R3kli3 10

Tuesday 9 February 2010 11:05

oh good lord!

gunta 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 11:30

tek*

scuba1722 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 11:58

nothing beats a quickie

Cupcaken 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:10

Holy moly you must have been tired afterwards!! all worn out, that IS quite a ride!!

jsm777 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:27

YDI for being too tight

snowman427 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:42

if u want to try again let me know I will gladly ablidge

kokaliares69 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:58

Sucks

StewieBigFan 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:07

Ugh, enough FMLs from teenage girls about losing their virginity. Losing your virginity is not pretty, it's not romantic, and it's not the end of your life if it was bad. You won't even remember it when you're being glazed by 10 frat guys on your 21st birthday.

camraja901 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:53

wow...

koko1718 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:25

that's normal

fuckmylife1985 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 13:52

Thats normal bez it feels too good at first

sydneyanne 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 14:02

lol haha

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