By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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runamile 4

Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

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amerwin 3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.

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whiplash308 0

This may be hinting you want a bigger chocolate bar...

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slap_u_much 6

fucken bitch... if u want to complain, break up with him if u dont love him for who he is, both pyshically or mentally. your not still "technically a virgin" if u got penetrated. once again ur a BITCH

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fmlpro0987 0

no ur not ur such u stupid uncaring bitch tht doesn't care if she embaresses her boyfriend

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TechFire 25

Mine is the size of a normal-sized candy bar!

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bell1602 0

if u didn't bleed and it didn't hurt then u are still a virgin

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Sammara 0

You do realize that hymens can be broken by tampons, right? The breaking of the hymen causes the pain and bleeding that often occurs during loss of virginity. Does that mean a girl who has her hymen broken by a tampon can never lose her virginity?

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littledudebj 0

Either don't do him again and break up or try it again and make him better. If you know you can't get past his size then end it now. However, if you care about him you can find other ways to make the sex better.

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