By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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runamile 4

Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

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amerwin 3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.

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jrod45 0

seriously!! size doesn't matter!!! stop being so frickin picky! if you like the guy stay with him. he's prolly better that the other douches out there.

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Primus_fml 0

Why do you put spaces before your punctuation?

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pranavrave 0

hey sexy no. plz..............

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pyrogirl6622 0

girl if I was you the second I had seen it I would have laughed and said put your pants back on. no woman should have that happen to them.

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Bagel09 11

and if I saw you, I would tell you to put your clothes back on because your fat is hanging.

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forgetspaces 0

Bagel Destroyed you. Also I enjoy your picture marley. great movie.

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Bluepies 24

Most people don't see virginity as whether or not your hymen is broken, but instead as whether or not you've had sex. And like other people have said, it's possible to break your hymen other ways. I wouldn't say an eight-year-old who broke her hymen by falling off a bike is "not a virgin." And hey, you've got an honest boyfriend. That's worth more than a big penis.

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thatonedame 6

lol. ydi for not investigating the situation first. if you love him it doesn't matter. or your just a ***** who will sleep with anyone. or maybe you're both too fugly to find anyone else. stop bitching and get a vibrator if it bugs you that much.

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justanotherbird 19

Size, in my opinion, isn't that big of a deal. My last bf had a giant sized love-stick, but my current bf is well below average. I was kind of shocked to see how small it was at first, but the way I felt about him made it not matter. Plus, as long as he is good at pleasuring in other ways it's so not a big deal. I will admit though that the bigger one felt more satisfying.

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