By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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runamile 4

Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

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amerwin 3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.

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enoughgrace 4

seems like he just went from fun-sized to pun-sized.

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XDBrittany1228 0

whatever floats ur boat...

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littledudebj 0

Im in the same group as your boyfriend, "fun sized." My girlfriend actually started calling my member that a while back and one day decided to messure it. She then decided to share the info with her girlfriend. I found this out one night when I got home from work and her friend asked me if I was a grower or a shower. She laughed and said that she had never seen a penis smaller than 3 inches soft before. She had misunderstood my girlfriend and thought the messurement taken was my soft size. My girlfriend laughed and said, "that is his grown size." Her friend died laughing and now asks me how my 2.5 in turtle is doing everytime she sees me. FML

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andacondakiwi 11

Great story, tell it again, go to a party, make a friend :P

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RedPillSucks 31

@98 Why would a girl who's suppose to care about you share that kind of info with her friends? I hope you're not insecure about your size. If she's still with you, you must be doing something right. Not sure why you still want to be with her though. I guess you can always repeat the mantra "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"

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noncomposmentis 6

I agree with RedPillSucks. I don't think your girlfriend would like it if you start sharing information about her genitalia with your friends, so why did she share such intimate details about you with other people? Even if you were just someone with whom she had a one-night-stand, it would still be utterly rude of her to do that.

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rnett08 5

ya my gf does tht :/ i mean irdc cuz im about average but still

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mlee126 0

Still counts, You just had sex And it felt so good. Gotta let him put his penis inside you. You just had sex, and you'll never go back to the not having sex ways of your past

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Thedrugslikeme2 0

tell him his penis is small and undesirable and unless things change soon you're dumping him for a bigger penis.

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Foltzie 0

wow how old is he I'm 13 and 6 inches

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brittann2011 0

dang girl that sucks. I didn't know anyone could be so small, maybe he'll have a growth spurt :)

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mrszombie 0

awwww :( no girl likes a fun size! more of a king size! ;D

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chaos212 10

I'm pretty sure your still technically an idiot. Your audacity to publicly humiliate your boyfriend clearly reflects on your maturity to the point that you shouldn't be having sex. I hope hes abusive.

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