By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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runamile 4

Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

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amerwin 3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.

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Booster456142_fml 1

Sucks for you, lol im king size :)

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karina02 9

Congratulations, You must be proud. :P

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ballinallday69 0

if ur hymen didn't break then ur still a virgin

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chaos212 10

Did you not read any previous postings?

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Tyraen 6

why bother? She surely knows her shit, right? So...technically, Virgin Mary wasn't so virgin after giving birth to Jesus, right?

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baby1cakess2 0

Sounds like such a fun way to lose your virginity lol. Mine was interesting but at least his dick wasn't small :D it hurt like a bitch tho!

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jessi_ld 2

oohhh sick burn on Beiber... little sister is obsessed xP

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MikeG93 0

wow sucks more for the dude but seriously stay away from sex take it from a 17 year old who has got two girls prego its not fun alot of stress and erges to do it more i wish i would of now that ive learnt the consiquinces

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dudeitsdanny 9

People who spell like you shouldn't have sex at all. Ever.

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chris_fml1 0

I wish i could like this multiple times ^

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KristinaKreme 0

Judging by the way you spell, I can see why you got two girls pregnant at 17 ~.~

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lindsaymiedema 4

is it even possible for it to be that small?

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KristinaKreme 0

Ever heard of micropenis? ;p Look it up.

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15thPrestige 0

Hehehe, no shurly temple for fun size.

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tdirrty 0

hahahahaha sorry!!! for you and him hope he doesnt see this

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