By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:49 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML
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runamile 4

Well no use complaining about it...Next time upgrade to king size if it bothers you so much.

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amerwin 3

How have u not seen/felt/tasted his tiny until this point? Have y'all even kissed yet? Its interesting that you would just skip straight to bumping uglies without first coming across his miniature **** at least once.

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uberletepoon 10

it might look like a needle but it moves like a sewing machine

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barneyfife 0

call me next time....you'll definitely know you're not afterwards!

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wtfsnickers 1

package check next time

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benderbang48 4

this is pretty ******

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surferchick96 0

id like an extra large candy bar please.

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emodude44 0

Fyl for being so superficial.

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babyshelton09 0

I just love how ur comment is supported by ur profile picture! that's pretty ****** funny if u ask me, not to mention the comment itself is a nice way to strike my interest. :) ur alright in my book, thanks for the immaculate image, there needs to be more women like u in the world. hahaha I'm just blabbing cause I'm bored. but I really meant that lol

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